This is What Happens When You Leave the New England Patriots

From ESPN Insider:

• The Lions are likely to part ways with RG Damien
Woody, who made five starts before a foot injury forced him to IR. Woody has
regularly been overweight, doesn't move well and, to make matters worse, has
been accused of harassing a local Detroit woman

When he left New England, he was one of the top interior linemen in the league. Now he's resorted to being a Biggie Smalls look-alike who prank calls some woman in 8 Mile.

Other guys you can surely expect similar results:

Willie McGinnest (barely heard his name this year)
Deion Branch (still "got a late start" excuse, riiiight)
David Givens (injury after barely a catch per game average)
Lawyer Milloy (one good season with the Bills, but I don't think he's seen the post-season yet)


Credit to my buddy Shoota for sending this in.